Natalie Portman

1. Russian for "genius yet beautiful vegetarian"
2. an actress who borrowed her stage's last name from her grandmother

Nat, can I borrow your brain?
I know that you've graduated from harvard (summer'03); nowadays you're working on SW III; so can I have your brain for my next semester?
You are so damn smart, so you might not need half of your brain as an actress....
Please....
I want to know what it feels like having straight A's in college (so I could transfer to a better university or somethin', you know...).

by uglyron August 8, 2003

natalie portman

a woman of stunning and almost unreal beauty.
A woman with dark coloring, brown hair and brown eyes olivish skin, who is beyond beautiful.

She's too beautiful for words! She's a natalie Portman!

by mori10 February 16, 2008

Nathalie Portman

1. A liability

2. Somebody with no training, no experience and no common sense or judgement insists on tagging along they are a "Nathalie Portman".

Origin- In the film Leon Nathalie Portman plays a child who loses her parents and is taken in by the assassin, Leon. She then informs a hotel receptionist he is her "Lover", fires random shots off a balcony window and ends up getting Leon killed.

You just lost us the game, you're such a Nathalie Portman.

by ThEyeball Kid December 14, 2010

potmunchkin

the word you call people who act with stupidity, ditziness, or paranoia.

Haley kept asking me if i was mad at her for no reason so i called her a potmunchkin.

by mariahisamazing May 21, 2009

Potlani

A combination of two people who claim not to be homosexual yet insist on sharing a bed.

Kid 1: Lets go to Tarzan and Yogi's room
Kid: No man, they're a Potlani.

by MisterStupid December 1, 2011

portmantomania

obsession with coining portmanteau words.

Are Urban Dictionary authors gripped by portmantomania?

by uttam maharjan October 10, 2011

Portmanterd

Portmanterd is a portmanteau word for "portmanteau word."

"Brunch is a portmanterd."

by Metamantastical December 9, 2012