pooter

redneck term for pussy

girl, i need some pooter.

by peter parker April 30, 2003

Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009

poot lovato

Poot lovato is Demi Lovato's sister that's been trapped in the basement until she recently escaped and was spotted on the red carpet. She also flicks genatalia

Dude! Did you see the new single Poot for th summer by Poot Lovato

Harry pooter

Winnie the Poot

Pooter pan

by Pooter Pan January 21, 2016

pootatoo

A very fancy way of saying potato...Great to tell your Red lobster waiter!

May i have a baked pootatoo

by Black Wheat January 27, 2009

poot

1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.

"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"

"Did she just poot?"

"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"

"Poot!"

by hmm!? June 22, 2006

poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

Poosturbate

The act of Pooping on a toilet and Masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both pooping and masterbation. remember Poosturbating is not just a mans activity.

Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.

by timmy sizzile November 16, 2009