Portland Culture

Progressively unproductive. Doing things that amount to nothing that make you wonder why you just did that. An example being the constant conversation about the homeless in Portland metro yet nothing being done.

Person #1: Hey! How was the protest?

Person #2: Oohh, you know. We protested, it was Portland culture.

Person #1: Wow, too bad you wasted all that time for nothing!

by dickeddownbehindtheline August 19, 2022

Portmanteaus

When two words are blended together to create one word, using only a portion of each word.

Examples:

(Internet)=Interconnected + Network
(Brunch)= Breakfast + Lunch
(Moped)= Motor + Pedal
(Bash)= Bang + Smash

Most people realize "Brunch" is a portmanteaus, but what about "Internet?"

by Olive989 March 27, 2023

Dean Portman

Fulton Reed’s boyfriend but also everyone’s husband idek

Hot as a mf

The best hockey player ever from the Mighty Ducks.

“Who’s your favorite Mighty Ducks character”

“The absolute hottie, amazing player, ripped asf, super hot, playa, Dean Portman thank you very much.”

by stwoo July 17, 2021

Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.

After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual

by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022

South of Portland

When you're trying to go in the front, but go in the back instead.

When my boyfriend comes to visit, he usually ends up South of Portland

by Snark_Attack July 8, 2017

I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022

Portland

After San Francisco this is the next city with a big Gay Scene! probably #2 in America.

butch: I don't like the gays in San Francisco..where else can we go?
butch 2: I heard Portland is pretty gay

by tyree89 April 8, 2011