A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene
Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
by Theragingidiot May 18, 2021
Get the Portland choad ticklermug. After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.
by EliteSquall January 2, 2015
Get the Portland Penis Pricklermug. by Jimmy dean sausage 405 May 18, 2018
Get the Portland frankmug. When you dip your penis into dark chocolate pudding, cover it with coconut clusters, and dip it into your womans anus, who then puts it in her mouth and samples your masterpiece.
I was going to give her a jelly donut, but decided to go give her the portland puddin dip because we had some leftover pudding and coconut clusters.
by ross clitte February 20, 2009
Get the Portland puddin dipmug. a briefcase school known for its unattached student body and terrible athletics. Students only concerned with getting in and getting out, without going through the college experience. Consistent growing fan base of 5 students per football game, 2 for mens basketball, and none for womens basketball, where scores run low. Should be a D-III school, but somehow paid its way to D1. Mascot is the Viking, which it stole from every other college, high school, and middle school. Alumni hate PSU, students go there to not be bothered, and scum creeps up from the street to take part in their athletics. Go Viks!
wow, he is going to portland state university? what a waste of talent...
Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again
Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!
Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again
Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!
by OUDux March 16, 2008
Get the Portland State Universitymug. by bagguetteios December 15, 2022
Get the I have portlandmug. by wilnasty February 4, 2009
Get the portland port a pottiemug.