Hairy Poptart

Slang for a hairy vagina. May or may not be delicious like real poptarts.

I ate that hairy poptart and liked it regardless, don't judge me!

by Suck-o-Mimus October 18, 2010

poptarting

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)

Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...

by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011

poptart

boner
codename for when a man gets a boner. said when a person wants say something about boners to a person or group of people but dont want another person or group to know what he/she is talking about.

man- "i hope i dont get a poptart at work"
woman (confused)- "they are giving away free poptarts at work?"

by canadianrocker January 13, 2009

poptart

A cheap or easy girl. A prostitute between the ages of 11 and 14.

A girl between 11 and 14 that dresses provocatively.

Wow! That poptart's wearing the same thong as you, honey.

by sillygirl69 November 26, 2006

popsmart

an adjective that defines a person whose wisdom is gained by pop culture and media sources.

"Hey; did you hear that the oil spill is over?"

"Of course I did, I'm popsmart".

by theklairbear July 19, 2010

Poptart Theorem

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.

"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"

by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016