Flu Pooh 

The pooh you do at the end of a cold / fever / flu. The pooh is produced as the dirtiest and smelliest fudge slug made by man, yet brings the feeling of cleanliness and health and the relief that your illness is over.

After Harry was bed bound for 4 days with a fever, he went to the toilet and detoxed with a long but awaited flu pooh.

''Oh my.... i feel ALIVE AGAIN! ''

Flu Pooh by Matavin September 22, 2009

periodt pooh 

when gassing your friend up or ending a conversation .

*swipes on their friends picture or finds something relatable * PERIODT POOH !.

periodt pooh by periodt pooh June 3, 2019

Wee-pooh 

Is when your excrement has the consistency of urine. This usually occurs when you have been out on the lash for several days on a diet of alcohol, drugs and crisps. No real food has bee ingested in a single 24 hour period apart from a donner kebab purchased at a ropey shop called something like 'Asifs' Takeaway.

Sitting on the toilet you hear the noise of water , you can't be sure if you are dropping the kids off at the pool or having a piss. You're having a wee-pooh. You have look and can only determine which it is by the colour.

Wee-pooh by StevieWP January 27, 2006

stealth pooh

The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.

(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"

stealth pooh by Steveo-W February 19, 2008

dezzy pooh 

dez is my man. dez makes me happy. dez always knows what to do. dez knows how to communicate. dez has my heart 🤗, i love dez, i wannab like dez, i hope dez never ever does me wrong, i hope dez feels the same way about me.

i want dezzy pooh to cum on my heart 😘

dezzy pooh by niysiiae February 3, 2023

Snatch Twenty Pooh 

The scenario when defacation smells so bad that the pooher is left with the choice of (a) being sick in his mouth and swallowing the vomit or (b) vomiting into the toilet that is housing the foul-smelling pooh...

Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!

Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!

Snatch Twenty Pooh by arab_joe January 25, 2011

Winnie the Pooh party 

A party where everyone only wears a t-shirt. No pants, no underwear, no socks...just a shirt. You could add to this and drink out of a 'Hunny' jar all night.

That Winnie the Pooh party last night was so liberating!

Winnie the Pooh party by nebtam January 7, 2010