Glitter Penis

A band that Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT formed in high school with friend Dan Treharne.

Glitter Penis wrote two full length albums, "River Offices" and "The Greatest Hits".

Their songs are extremely creative, hilarious, and unique.

"Hey man, have you heard about that band Glitter Penis?"
"Um, are you coming on to me?"
"Wha? No, it's Andrew VanWyngarden's high school band!"
"Oh. Well then COOL!"

Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.

by EmGeeEmTee February 21, 2011

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Penis Fart

A botched Blowjob

That penis fart hurt!

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Jamin's Penis

The most mysterious creature on the planet, scientists have predicted that this object is the same size as Bigfoot. The penis of Jamin is known to have special powers like "rapid fire" and "steady aim" which has the ability to make any woman fall in love with that piece of steak. It is believed that this penis has the ability to turn women into stone. The song "Young, Wild, and Free" is based on this mythical object. There is only one picture of Sir Jamin's penis. The picture is believed to curse any man to see it, but will make a women pregnant upon viewing it.

Damn Walter have you heard of Jamin's penis and how it slated Hudgens in half?

by JtheAsian November 14, 2014

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Exploding penis

Within Minecraft, this is an alternate name for a "creeper", so-called because it looks like a penis (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.

Watch out, exploding penis to your left!

by TheSophera December 6, 2010

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