Polishing The Pewter

Another one of the countless names for masturbating. Derived from the movie "Almost Heroes" staring Chris Farley (RIP), in which him Matthew Perry portary Lewis and Clark. However, one should note that in the movie the phrase is not used to describe masturbation, but the various acts of sex. Over time the phrase has changed meaning.

10 bucks says he Polishes The Pewter thinking of that night those chicks picked HIM up.

by Cambone September 8, 2005

polish love hairs

Pubic, leg, and arm hairs left on the sheets after making love to a Polak.

L- Pawel, oh my god, look at all these Polish love hairs...
P- That means it was good.

by Lover of Polak April 19, 2010

Polish Microwave

Putting a food item, usually a sandwich, under your armpit for the purpose of warming it up. Most effective after a hot day without deodorant. May also add a distinct flavor to the item being warmed.

Verb: That burger is getting a little cold, better give it a polish microwave before you eat it.

Noun: This turkey sandwich is a little bland. I think I'll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.

by dominic_the_donkey August 14, 2009

polish off

1) to finish something, such as a meal or a bottle of liquor
2) to clean the dust off of something and make it clean and shiny again

After polishing off three 40's of 8-ball, Jamal's beer goggles caused him to mistake Rosanne for one of the Olsen twins. The next day he redefined the walk of shame.

Your wife: "After you polish off those buffalo wings, please polish off the plate."
You: "Are you kidding? You're my fucking wife. You do it."

by Nick D October 13, 2003

polish sleeper

sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.

i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.

by jaek August 8, 2006

polish

Polish, or being polish. Also, poeple with very big dicks.

I knew Matt was polish when i saw his 8 and a half inch dick

by ess ex kay February 2, 2004

Polishing the Cannonball

Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.

You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.

by roccoSD August 22, 2007