2 definitions by jaek

Top Definition
a vegetarian fart, with overtones of yamm and beets. undertones of brie.
"Oh hell no. I think that granola-lesbian just yammed down this aisle"
by jaek July 25, 2006
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sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.
i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.
by jaek August 06, 2006
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