2 definitions by jaek

polish sleeper

sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.

i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.

by jaek August 7, 2006

yammed

a vegetarian fart, with overtones of yamm and beets. undertones of brie.

"Oh hell no. I think that granola-lesbian just yammed down this aisle"

by jaek July 25, 2006