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pity

Something the strong offer the weak due to some internal feeling of sorrow or sadness for them. However totally unnecessary and should be given to noone.
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pitty pimp

(noun.)

A word used to describe a person who wishes pitty on themselves. One who whenever they open their mouths they are saying "Pitty me! I have a horrible life!"
(random names. not real ppl)

Dylan: hay, Julie, what's going on?
Julie: I was going ot visit my sister's grave. She died form cancer three months ago. It was horrible, my mother couldn't aford it, and my father walked out when she got it.
Dylan: O_o
by Wormtail July 7, 2005
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Aunt Pittypat

Aunt Pittypat Hamilton was a character in the novel and movie, *Gone with the Wind.* She was the older maiden aunt of Scarlett's first husband, Charles. She was also the aunt of Melanie Hamilton, Scarlett's friend and romantic competitor for the affections of Ashley.

After the death of Charles during the war, Scarlett moved from her home at Tara in Jonesboro to live with Aunt Pittypat in Atlanta. When General William T. Sherman and the Federal army attacked Atlanta in the summer of 1864, he deliberated shelled the civilian population of Atlanta. In the story, Aunt Pittypat flees the city to escape the bombardment shrieking "Yankees in Georgia!" just after a shell explodes as she boards a carriage.

During the Battle of Atlanta, Melanie who is "with child" gives birth. Scarlett's slave, Miss Prissy, promises to help deliver the child if needed. Scarlett goes to the doctor for help only to find him overwhelmed with the wounded from the battle. Scarlett reluctantly returns home to Aunt Pittpat's house. She turns to Miss Prissy for the promised help when Miss Prissy famously begs out saying, "Oh, Miss Scarlett, I don't know nothing about birthing no babies." Scarlett slaps her and then proceeds to deliver the baby herself.

After Melanie gives birth, a stray Yankee soldier enters the house looking for loot. Scarlett confronts him on the stairs and he attacks her. Unknown to the soldier, Scarlett is packing a pistol and shoots him in the face as Melanie comes up from behind Scarlett brandishing a sword.

A restaurant in contemporary downtown Atlanta is named "Aunt Pittypat's Porch" in honor of Aunt Pittypat and the culture that she represented.
Aunt Pittypat with shells bursting in the background: "Yankees in Georgia!!!"
by Tex in Tex February 15, 2008
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pity-jerk

Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.
I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.
by Nerdmaster July 29, 2009
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pizzy

A pound, usually refering to an ammount of marijuana.
Yo, I need to cop a pizzy, you wanna go for a creep?
by Joey I May 6, 2006
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Pity Player

A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.
Schwimmer, David; Schneider, ROB; GREEN, Tom

The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
by Lauren & Brian September 25, 2008
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Pitza

Instead of a pity pie, we prefer to use the term ''pitza'' consisting of the words pity and pizza.
Pity on a pizza.
Say Ashley, since you're so depressed, how about a slice of this pitza?
by Emogirl1988 May 12, 2009
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