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letter pile

A grouping of alphanumeric characters meant to convey some sort of a message, but often not closely enough resembling an actual language to be easily read and understood.
Letter piles are commonly found on the internet in instant messages, emails, forums, blog comments, answers on Q&A sites, and even some definitions on Urban Dictionary. This is not to be confused with 1337 sp33k, which is purposely obfuscated, although letter piles often contain 1337 sp33k.
Bill: Hey man, how was your weekend?

Larry: ti wsa teh bst thihng evrei did tshi cichk from lonyl andhsewsasohsot hsemadmadcume6dogtmeis ti wsa os os hto aned incte bliaev ti pahpsed 2 em iam sos 1337

Bill: WTF? I have no clue what you just said. One more time without the letter piles...
by loosemonkey October 29, 2006
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squirrel pile

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.
"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."
by VengeanceVali May 1, 2009
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Bandwidth Pikey

Not to be confused with Wi-Fi Gypsies

A person who travels around in a caravan or more likely white transit van looking for free or unprotected Wi-Fi points, wherever people stupid enough not to have a firewall may go. Unlike Wi-Fi Gypsies, if you cross their palm with bandwidth, they will steal your bandwidth, your collection of porn and CD keys and most probably your paypal account details.

Another key difference between Bandwidth Pikeys and Wi-Fi Gypsies is that Wi-Fi gypsies can trace their origins to travelling laptop users frequenting Romanian porn sites. In contrast, Bandwidth Pikeys have no history and if traced are often found to have a criminal reccord.

Bandwidth Pikeys use cracked versions of both Windows Vista and Windows ME, it is thought that the shitness of these operating systems may be linked to the Bandwidth Pikeys bad temperament. Hardcore Bandwidth Pikeys may be seen running other operating systems, this is usually an indication that they have not only stolen Wi-Fi, but also a laptop to access it with.
A Bandwidth Pikey was recently spotted in the Wetherspoons closest the train station in Milton Keynes, where he ordered a pint of Fosters, unfortunately spoons were out of fosters and he was forced to make do with a pint of Carling which really isn’t the same thing.
To vent his frustration, said Bandwidth Pikey downloaded cracks for Photoshop v3, Dreamweaver, Hackingtosh and most horrifically... hello kitty island adventure. He also forcefully gained access to 12 Gmail accounts (which are now on his spam distribution list) and 3 eBay accounts. “Merry Christmas you’ve just bought me a macbook pro running OSX snow leopard”
by Djlc January 3, 2010
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mexican pile-up

When you see 7 or 8 mexicans getting in or out of a car that normally holds 2.
There was a mexican pile-up in that Honda I saw outside the taco restuarant.
by jeello May 31, 2011
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Ohio pile driver

When a female is duck taped upside down to a pole, completely covered in melted butter and Big Mac special sauce, then performs oral and anal sex on two males
Do you hear that Katie did the Ohio pile driver yesterday?
by jakeypiefly9 October 29, 2014
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Jacob Pilens

A huge faggot with a hot mom with a give up on life haircut, dates a girl that he doesn't talk to, overall a huge faggot.
Jacob Pilens is a faggot.
by Jacob Pilens January 16, 2017
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Holey Poley Hoe

"A po' hoe
Think she know, but don't know
She in a hole
Make enough moneyzz to get out the hole
But go spend it all on dope, Jordans and clothes
A Player like me call em holey poley hoes"

Contributed by Old School aka Holley aka East Texas Red
"If she wasn't such a holey poley hoe she would have paid me my mothafuckin $5, o funky bitch. Next time I'm gonna call the wrecker."

"This girl makes hundreds of dollars a night, but she is still taking taxis and begging for rides and living out of a motel. She is a holey poley hoe, funky bitch."

"I hate going to that ratchet strip club, all the girls are holey poley hoes"
by Old Skool October 26, 2018
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