Three little pigs

when a really fat man and two really fat women have a threesome in a brick house (or apartment)

Ew gross! I saw three little pigs yesterday, they forgot to turn the lights out.

by captain cash November 28, 2009

full of pigs

A pregnant sow. Term used by pig farmers. Derogatory term for pregnant woman.

That sow is full of pigs.

by tl_terry December 29, 2006

Sweater pigs

Breasts, usually in the context of being large in a particularly sleazy way.

Oh man, check out the sweater pigs on that broad...

by Leif_Erickson March 2, 2009

Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.

I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!

by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

greedy pigs

Viacom and DISH Network give me back my South Park you greedy fucking Mtv pigs!

I hope you die!

by burn in hell you rotten motherfuckers March 9, 2004

Tubular Pigs

Another way to describe sausages, bangers, and other tube shaped pig foodstuffs. The saying originated in Leeds by Dorset and Welsh migrants in the 1800's

"Let's go to the takeaway and get some battered tubular pigs, because tubular pigs are always better when crispy."

by Bumflaps March 8, 2016

mushroom pigs

when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.

bro, let's go create some mushroom pigs !

by gmonkeyandfriends August 18, 2016