phearl

A fake pearl. Cubic zirconia is to diamond, as PHEARL is to pearl.

Q: Yo fool, wad you buy your b#@*!es fo Valentine's Day?
A: I bought my Mama a benz. I bought my Booboo a jag. And I gotz my baby's mama a string of PHEARLS.

by N Molinari April 28, 2008

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perandium

the art of rolling in a straight line.

you look like you're good at perandium

by T.O.Brien May 16, 2008

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Pheras • Pherah • Pherak • pheasant • Phara • perachel • Pharaoh • Pera • Phear • Phelan

snatch pheasant

Variation of "crabs" or "pubic lice", orgin North Dakota.

She gave snatch pheasants and a bad case of the clap too!

by J.M. Carlson December 9, 2003

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Crotch pheasant

a bird-like creature that is VERY territorial and attacks your crotch when approached

"SHIT! that pheasant took my crotch clean off!" the Crotch pheasant strikes again....

by DP9000 April 16, 2008

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A pheasant is an individual who has bad credit and is pretty much a piece of shit. Most pheasants have a distinct look to them, a mixture of a trendy homeless person and the face similar to Rodney Dangerfield's. A disgusting excuse of a human being. Most pheasants drive stick shift Honda Civics and don't shower often. A complete opposite of a shmib.

I just saw this fucking pheasant at Wawa steal a pack of gum.

Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.

Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.

by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017

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