period

Something girls and women claim makes them stronger than men yet its pain is a bit less than 14% of a crotch kick.

The pain of a period is 7 DOL, while the pain of a crotch kick is a whopping 52 DOL. Jeez, a guy's defense and willpower must be strong I guess.

by A person from earth October 19, 2020

period

Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?

men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death

by Biafra J October 29, 2004

period

A bloody waste of fucking time.

Dan: Man, my sister's on her period.
Me: What a bloody waste of time. I just wanna fuck her again already.

by Fried Donut April 22, 2006

period

Crimson Reborn

It's that time of the month again. It's crimson reborn aka her period.

by ThanatosAMF February 7, 2010

Period

The week when men all over the world are forced to settle for blow jobs.

Girlfriend: Dammit! My period starts tomorrow!
Boyfriend: Bring on the head..

by timeforbjs July 27, 2010

period

the time of the monthe when gurls get bitchy beyond belief and scream at everything that moves.

all of my female friends get their period at the same time. so for a week out of the month, every1s pissed at each other. its really gay...

by matt January 24, 2005

Period

A woman’s crappy, but working excuse for being angry or having a bad hair day.

Synonyms: Forgot to put makeup on, had to go to school/work while having bad hair.

“Gladys, why were you being mean to me on Friday?”
“I was having a period.”
“Oh, totally understandable! Since I’m a male I can’t imagine the pain of that!”
“Heh...”

by JABBiscool November 15, 2017