penn state football player initiation

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.

guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.

by himminy hoohah March 23, 2009

Penn Central

Penn Central Transportation Company was a major American railroad formed in 1968 by merging the Pennsylvania Railroad (PRR) and the New York Central Railroad (NYC), two of the nation’s largest and most historic railroads. It operated an extensive network across the Northeast and Midwest, serving key cities like New York, Philadelphia, and Chicago. The merger was intended to create a stronger, more competitive railroad, but logistical challenges, regulatory issues, and economic struggles led to severe financial problems. By 1970, Penn Central filed for bankruptcy—the largest corporate failure in U.S. history at the time. Its collapse highlighted the decline of American railroads and led to major industry changes, including the creation of Amtrak for passenger rail service in 1971 and Conrail in 1976 to take over its freight operations.

“Damn the Pennsylvania railroad was a really cool railroad, New York central too. but when they merged in to Penn central in 1968 and then didn’t last long. This is where the railroad was a major downhill and embarrassment to the railroad industry”

by EMD F59PHI January 29, 2025

Penn Badgley

Finest piece of American ass ever created

I have never been more jealous of a woman then of Elizabeth Lail-

Ur telling me this gyal got to have penn badgley AND shay mitchell??? Pureeeee greeedddd

Lets just say I completely get Love Quinn. That woulda been me asf if i EVER got a chance will someone with the face of Penn.

I woulda grabbed that man and neverrrr let go.

RIP Love
RIP Peach (fine ah mofo)
RIP Joe (you were too yummy for this world)

Anyone: *Mentions Penn Badgley*

The whole female population: *Foams at mouth*

by asscruncher September 15, 2025

Penn Charter

William Penn Charter School. A private Quaker school in Philadelphia. The colors are yellow and dark blue, and their rival is Germantown Academy.

Person A: Aw, I'm so sad Rose is leaving our school. Do you know where she's transferring?
Person B: Yeah, she's going to Penn Charter.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

peyton penn

A fucker. He wants to start fights but he get his ass beat. He ugly asf and thinks he's the best but he's worst than a baby's dick. Also sucks dick at basketball

Peyton penn fucks his dog

by Jeff Blind March 20, 2017

Yung Penn

A trash emo rapper that’s part of 🖤$uicidal teens🖤

That’s Yung Penn right there

by YungPenn August 1, 2020

Penne wallie

(Pea-nee wahl-lee)

1. Meaning soft or flaccid penis limpdick limp dick

2. A floppy, badly rolled blunt.

I was hooking up with this guy last night and I left early because he had had a penne wallie.

This blunt is a penne wallie.

by Chillary Hiinton February 2, 2019