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Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009
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Pervert

A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.

Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:

"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.
"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"

"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"
by lostinthesafari June 6, 2013
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perverted

A word that can be used in pretty much any situation to describe something with a negative connotation. Does not apply only to situations involving sex or whatever.
dude 1: "Donald Trump is way too ugly to bang the chicks he gets"
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."
by Kirby33 August 26, 2006
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reverse pervert

When you basically force someone against their will to do sexual/generally frisky things to you for your own pleasure.
One: Did he even want to grab your ass?

Two: No, what's it matter?

One: You just pulled a reverse pervert!
by iamlulin July 18, 2014
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pervertuous

he is pervertuous
by LI DIK MEEM August 10, 2009
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pervert zerbert

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.
by twist73 November 7, 2012
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pervertification

The art of finding sexual/kink uses for everyday objects
She's the master of pervertification - everything around her is a potential sex toy. Even the fruits and vegetables aren't safe!
by polebludger May 10, 2015
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