Paedophile

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".

Paedophile: Hello

by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009

road paver

when a guy shits on a girl and spreads it with his ass

i've gave that girl the road paver last week

by roadpaver December 17, 2006

pave low

A humongous helicopter used in call of duty that destroys pretty much anything in sight.
The term is sometimes often used to describe a morbidly obese person.

Bob: Dude look at that girl, she must weigh 500 pounds, at least!
John: i know right shes such a pave low!

Kristina: oh my gosh! look at that pave low over there!
Sally: hahahahhah shes so fat!

by asdfghjkristina April 19, 2010

pave

To poke somebody in the side. Either under or in their ribs with your index- and middel finger.

A ancient technique with one superior master, Jan.

Marius! I'm going to pave you until you faint!

by Henrik E October 24, 2006

Alabama Face Paver

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.

Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.

AFP= Alabama Face Paver

by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011

Pavel Datsyuk

A center for the Detroit Red Wings. Has brilliant puck handling skills, passing ability and a completely accurate shot. Lead the team with 87 points in the 06 season.

The defender was too slow to keep up with Pavel Datsyuk as he ended up scoring the game winner on a sweet breakaway

by go_wings June 1, 2006

Jordan Pavelka

The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.

Joe:Looks its Jordan Pavelka
John:I wanna beat the shit out of him so bad!

by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011