Kash Patel
(noun / verb)
1. A person who takes trifling shortcuts even when it ruins quality.
2. Someone who lies, exaggerates, or fabricates credentials to get ahead.
3. To under-deliver while hyping yourself up as if you’re top tier
(noun / verb)
1. A person who takes trifling shortcuts even when it ruins quality.
2. Someone who lies, exaggerates, or fabricates credentials to get ahead.
3. To under-deliver while hyping yourself up as if you’re top tier
Examples:
• “Bro turned in that half-baked report? Straight Kash Patel.”
• “Don’t Kash Patel your way through this project, we’ll all look bad.”
• “She Kash Pataled the interview—made up experience and hoped no one checked.”
Synonyms: janky, phony, bootleg, half-steppin’.
• “Bro turned in that half-baked report? Straight Kash Patel.”
• “Don’t Kash Patel your way through this project, we’ll all look bad.”
• “She Kash Pataled the interview—made up experience and hoped no one checked.”
Synonyms: janky, phony, bootleg, half-steppin’.
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by Zeeshaan February 11, 2022
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Many Patels explicitly describe themselves as a “modern” caste and reveal, in their self-description and practices, an entanglement with terms that we would commonly associate with Western epistemes. Their acquired image as the quintessential modern caste predisposes them, for the most part, to a “severe practicality” in the realms of household and farm economics.
Reason (samajh) is reified by Patels as a sign of civilization in much the same way that the European nobility and bourgeoisie linked kultur—“cultivation”—to reason from the seventeenth century onward. Mental work comes to be seen as, both, more cultured (sabhya) and more intellectually exacting (buddhishaali)—hence, in Patel discourse, as the proper undertaking of a genetically superior caste.
Patels are quick to note the economic and social achievements of their caste, which, in turn, they attribute to the fact that Patels are “progressive,” “hard-working,” able to manage their affairs “rationally” and “intelligently,” and quick to adapt to changing circumstances. They commonly cite their mobility across occupations and borders as evidence of this entrepreneurial drive (saahas).
Many Patels explicitly describe themselves as a “modern” caste and reveal, in their self-description and practices, an entanglement with terms that we would commonly associate with Western epistemes. Their acquired image as the quintessential modern caste predisposes them, for the most part, to a “severe practicality” in the realms of household and farm economics.
Reason (samajh) is reified by Patels as a sign of civilization in much the same way that the European nobility and bourgeoisie linked kultur—“cultivation”—to reason from the seventeenth century onward. Mental work comes to be seen as, both, more cultured (sabhya) and more intellectually exacting (buddhishaali)—hence, in Patel discourse, as the proper undertaking of a genetically superior caste.
Patels are quick to note the economic and social achievements of their caste, which, in turn, they attribute to the fact that Patels are “progressive,” “hard-working,” able to manage their affairs “rationally” and “intelligently,” and quick to adapt to changing circumstances. They commonly cite their mobility across occupations and borders as evidence of this entrepreneurial drive (saahas).
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by userrrree1232 May 24, 2023
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Mental work comes to be seen as, both, more cultured (sabhya) and more intellectually exacting (buddhishaali). Hence, in Patel discourse, as the proper undertaking of a genetically superior caste, and they commonly cite their mobility across occupations and borders as evidence of this entrepreneurial drive (saahas). Their mental and cultural make-up is a curious mixture of feudal mentality and capitalist outlook, marking them out as a very aggressive, patronising, ruthless and achieving class in Gujarat or elsewhere.
Mental work comes to be seen as, both, more cultured (sabhya) and more intellectually exacting (buddhishaali). Hence, in Patel discourse, as the proper undertaking of a genetically superior caste, and they commonly cite their mobility across occupations and borders as evidence of this entrepreneurial drive (saahas). Their mental and cultural make-up is a curious mixture of feudal mentality and capitalist outlook, marking them out as a very aggressive, patronising, ruthless and achieving class in Gujarat or elsewhere.
Mehta: The statue of Unity is an iconic symbol of Patel the 'Iron Man'.
Desai: I'm very proud to be part of such a great legacy.
Modi: I'm extremely proud to be an Indian.
Desai: I'm very proud to be part of such a great legacy.
Modi: I'm extremely proud to be an Indian.
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