parched

when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink

max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched

by badgers89 February 24, 2009

parped

To improve ones position on the league table of folding/ crunching past that of another persons. Commonly referred to as parping or stomping in folding but generally known as "getting ahead" or "beating".
re: Folding@HOME or SETI@HOME.
see also: borged, borging

I parped you so bad hahaha you'll never catch up with me i'm borging the whole office!

by Saberu April 27, 2006

parp tent

When you let a super loud ripping fart out while under a blanket.

JOE: hey baby, check this out

Joes bitch: What baby? what do you want me to check out?

JOE: *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"

Joes bitch: OMG *GAG* *Dry heave*

Joe: ROFL HAHAHAH PARP TENT ON YOU!!!!!
Take that you cheating bitch!

by JOE PARP November 12, 2007

parp peril

That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home

I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet April 5, 2014

parihs

bridge
GIRLFRiEND OF SPEEDTOGGLED
shes just parihs so good at bridge

POV: You watch parihs for first time

by Phoria June 8, 2021

parched

Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!

I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006

paraphernalia

weirdly shaped vagina

when your box hangs its become paraphernalia

whoop whoop

by gutsinabucket May 12, 2021