Cincinnati Panini Press

Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.

My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.

by Sunday funday kids February 9, 2020

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

I am painis cupcake. I will eat you

by the random. October 28, 2021

Palinity

The tendency to act cutesy and folksy when you have absolutely no clue what you are being asked about. Named for a vice presidential candidate.

Man, that girl was cute, but clueless at the interview - total palinity!

by G-Bay January 19, 2009

palinista

A palinista is a severe loyalist who still supports the failed 2008 VP candidate, denying all evidence and logic that she was a complete fool and humiliating disaster. They are mostly evangelical supporters of creationism and refuse all proven scientific knowledge. Their philosophy is "Don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up".

When my father parroted the FOX Noise line that Grandpa John hit a home run in the selection of the VP for the 2008 republican presidential election, I told him that he hit a weak grounder right to the first baseman, and he refused to talk to me for a month. He will be a palinista until the day he dies.

by bullet88 August 2, 2009

T-Paining

Saying something inappropriate and sexual with a filthy mind.

She's always T-Paining about mundane things like seeing a license plate that appears to spell "penis."

by Bringing the T-Paining June 24, 2011

pariniti

The most beautiful & badass girl in the world

Omg look at her, she's a pariniti

by Pari.03 March 30, 2017

Parisian Tarzan

This is the act of swinging from a ceiling or a bar, bollock naked, and ask the question "Cock or ball?" This can be done while trying to use you momentum to cock slap a female.

Rob nailed that bitch in the face doing a Parisian Tarzan.

by NobbyFensker August 5, 2009