Orlando Pace

Named after All-Pro and Outland Trophy winner from The Ohio State University Orlando Pace. Orlando Pace refers to a certain kind of cock block, one that is so violent and abrupt it is no longer a block but a pancake. Much like those Orlando Pace used to dominate defensive linemen.

Ray- Hey you do anything with the girl who was grinding and grabbing at you from the bar?

Nick- No, I tried but her left tackle friend said if I didn't back down she would Castrate me.

Ray-ORLANDO PACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by AV77 November 6, 2010

The fitness gram pacer test

The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continutes. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. On your mark, get ready, begin.

The fitness gram pacer test sucks.

by Urdadlesbian1 December 1, 2018

Pace High School

A 4-year, Christian affiliated, "public" high school located in Pace, Florida. Perhaps most notable for the lack of high quality education and the numerous (99% of the student body) Christian/Conservative extremists. Apparentley 2+2 = football, and that is about the extent of the math program. Most of the Pace community apparentley wants to make PHS a private Christian school so they can talk to their imaginary friends in peace.

Student 1: "So I hear you go to Pace High School."

(Christian) Student 2: "Yep."

Student 1: "I bet you watch Glenn Beck."

(Christian) Student 2: "That's my favorite show ever!!"

Student 1: "Are you a Christian?"

(Christian) Student 2: "Duh."

Student 1: "Why do you try to shove your beliefs done my throat? I mean this is (supposed to be) a secular school after all."

(Christian) Student 2: "STOP HARASSING ME!!!!!!!"

by Don_Escapade0014 February 4, 2010

parced

(adverb) Personally Attacked by Relatable Content
1. When a piece of media, most commonly a meme on the internet, hits too close to home, or makes you feel personally attacked.
2. Catching a meme that you relate to deeply, but which makes you sad or uncomfortable to think about.

I got totally PARCed by that Onion article about "shit white people do".

by parhellion June 4, 2019

crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012