Panker

Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".

Poop + Wank = Pank

Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.

Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.

Albert: What a panker.

by Orielol February 11, 2010

Pangry

To be pissed off/angry at someone.

"I am so pangry at my husband - he was out at the titty bar last night til close."

by Christina FTW May 23, 2008

Gold and a Pager

An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.

Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.

by mike j0n3sssss!!! March 8, 2009

Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

by aksival December 18, 2006

pandersnatch

a pimp. a person who temporarily sells a woman's vaginal area.

pander to sell or distribute. snatch slang word for a woman's vagina.

Dude, your mom is such a pandersnatch.

shut up! wap

by Squishymatrix August 21, 2005

Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen

the most amazing tank ever used in WWII. Very durable. Very sturdy. very POWERFUL

Jake: This is such a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.
John: Bro! Totally a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.

by SkinnyWeinr November 26, 2019

Panzer

1. German. Any heavily armoured military vehicle, or armour in general.

2. A very overweight person

1. Don't drink and drive your panzer, Fritz.

2. God, look at that panzer!

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004