pandemivorce

Divorce that may have been caused due to stress and trauma created by pandemic

I hear they both are divorced. Another pandemivorce ?

by syser May 3, 2021

Pandemia

It is the malaise one feels during a pandemic. It is akin to an illness of sorts.

After the city's third lockdown due to COVID-19, my pandemia flared.

by thinkoriginal123 May 17, 2021

pundemic

A highly infectious contagion in which unfortunate word games spread from one victim to another until the entire nearby population is groaning in pain.

Jack suddenly shouted, "Can February March? No, but April May", laughing uproarious at his own stellar wit. Stan replied, "Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy" smirking at his one-upsmanship, neither hearing the quiet groaning coming from each side of the table - a tragic symptom of the viral pundemic. It was irreversible. Sue chimed in, "Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak."

by Monkey's Dad June 8, 2021

Pandemdick

A person who lives close enough to be within your pandemic bubble (friend, neighbor or trusted sneaky link) to lessen travel and spread of COVID in lockdown. Due to the inability to attend bars and dating, this becomes your regular supply of the dick down.

Since all of life was canceled I couldn’t go through a proper hoe phase, thank goodness I was able to secure some pandemdick to get through the lockdowns!

by Madame Sativa December 21, 2021

Plandemic

A plan which has failed on world level.
A big plan that has missed its' purpose by overdoing or irrational execution of non thought through plans.

'Man, 2020 turned out to be such a plandemic!'

'We all want to keep eachother safe, but this seems more a plandemic'

'This Covid situation is taking forever, it must be a plandemic!'

by BronxR December 6, 2020

Pundemic

The widespread use of cracking bad jokes about a deadly disease.

- "Did you hear the last joke about the corona....?

It is a pundemic...

- Dude, people are dying of coronavirus!

You should take it seriously, it is a pandemic, not a "pundemic."

by vetclinician March 27, 2020

Pandamic

When mathematical modeling shows that the next pandemic would probabilistically come from pandas, as the virus moved from these beloved or cute animals to humans, but the potential source location of infection, be it in a zoo or forest, remains a bone of contention.

Would the next pandemic be pandamic, as people and pandas increase their close contact with each other, thus putting an end to China’s panda diplomacy?

by MathPlus January 4, 2022