Patryk

Fucking wanker who follows you everywhere and in holidays realises hes got nobody to talk to 😭 (like yeh i care) decides to unblock you on socials

Random girl - Hey patrykkk
Patryk - (silence)
Everyone - (mocks him)
Please dont pray for Patryk

by FuckUPatryk August 30, 2019

pastry pitching

Throwing powdered doughnuts through your car windows at other moving vehicles. The most fun you'll ever have.

Last night we went pastry pitching and got three cars to chase us!

by The Azor April 25, 2007

patryce

Wears multiple wigs. Has a record. Never pays for her food. Looks in the mirror everyday wondering if she will ever be better than she is now. Drinks wine alone every night and sings songs on Snapchat. May or may not have a few kids in jail.

Whatever you do, don't be a patryce.

by BiggggD October 2, 2017

Lool Pastry

The process of being a complete n00b and being a complete bish pwner like pastry. Yars...

Man: Ya...Lets do maths.
Lolers: Hows about no.
Man: Lool Pastry. Srsly.
(Numnumnumnum)

by Graves And That..... March 22, 2009

Club Paltypus

A great club that will rule the world!

Club Platypus RULE! we will take over the world!

by bob January 22, 2005

Pastryography

The enjoyment of delicious pastries, desserts and other confections, in a provocative, erotic and pornographic manner, with the intent to cause sexual arousal.

As I smeared chocolate ganache down his chest, I realized that I enjoyed pastryography too much. We would never be the same again...

by Pastry Bitch September 16, 2009

Pantry Pussy

A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage

Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019