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Palethorpe

Pronunction: Pay-ul-th-or-p;
A homosexual man, with hetrosexual tendencies

John: I thought Scott was gay?
Peter: He is a Palethorpe

by geekeboy October 21, 2008

ketchup packet

Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.

"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"

by aksdhjgo;asujglksgj March 27, 2009

Ngati Pakeha

A tribe of Maori and honorary Moari people that live in New Zealand, whom are governed by The Maori Jesus, his 4 wives and The Ice Queen.

Holy crap its the Ngati Pakeha

by the ice queen March 3, 2005

palette cleanser

Something eaten after a particularly intense meal/snack to get the flavor out of your mouth. A good palette cleanser tastes relatively subtle or bland.

Yeowch, these Altoids set my mouth on fire! I need me a good palette cleanser. Do we have any Fritos?

by Gulstab August 25, 2009

jello packet

1. Unit of paste contained in a Sheath.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.

"Dude, that bitches jello packet tasted like gardetto's snacks!"

"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"

"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"

"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)

" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!

" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"

by Bob C. Dawg April 12, 2008

palettebutt

The result of painting when tired and sitting in paint, thus causing their butt to resemble a palette.

Art student 1: I sat in paint.

Art student 2: HAHAHA, oh, man. Sorry. Palettebutt sucks.

by artisticrubbish January 8, 2011