Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.
Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.
by Brian’s Dad February 21, 2022
Get the Japanese Paddlemug. A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
by Ball boy August 21, 2021
Get the Paddle Tennismug. by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023
Get the ping pong paddle body bitchmug. by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018
Get the shock paddlesmug.