A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.
"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"
by CastroL May 13, 2006
Get the PORTUGUESE GOLDEN PADDLE mug.sex term: This begins by tittie-fucking a fine young lady, preferrably with double D's. After giving her a pearl necklace you then drop a cleveland steamer on her chest and proceed to rub it in by dragging your ass on her chest as a dog would drag his ass on the carpet. Usually performed by Germans.
Becky had a freaky German shizer fetish, so I gave her the doggy paddle and had her scrubbin her chest for a week.
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The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
by JohnDeer June 17, 2007
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Get the paddlecock mug.To row with unnecessarily high pressure during the rest interval between rowing pieces, esp. to make small gains on an opponent.
When we built into the first three-minute piece, the other boat battle-paddled and gained a seat on us before the piece even started. Cheaters.
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by Andrea E September 18, 2007
Get the Paddle Boating mug.I have never met such a puddled person. All you do all day is sit on the couch watching T.V. and eat.
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