Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

prease

The exact meaning has long since been lost, but most can agree that the phrase "Oh prease," can be utilized in any way to say virtually anything.

Oh prease mah shiddy horse-boy prease

by TheLoudestFan March 4, 2009

pweas

A cute way of saying please.

"Can i pweas use dat?" or "Aww, pweas come to the dance with me"

by ~Kirsten.P~ September 23, 2006

please die

A answer, or attack to a verbal attack in rl (real life) or on the interweb, usually informing someone they are nothing and never will be and should probably just die to help with everyones mental state and dont have to deal with their bullshit any longer.

Wow, _______ your really fucking annoying, please die

by Kra$y Life April 6, 2017

nigga please

Exclamatory interjection typically spoken by African Americans who doubt the veracity of another's claim.

Kee'sha: "Girl, my baby daddy got hisself a new job!"

LaQuinta: "Nigga please!"

by UrbanLexicographer February 22, 2008

Please Advise

The proverbial business bitchslap.

Hi Carrie,

How are you? Happy Monday! I was wondering when you were going to get me that quote I asked for last week. If we don't get the ball rolling ASAP my client will look for another company.

Please advise.

All the best,
Christine.

by eventjubilee February 25, 2013

Child Please

A way of saying F*** You without actually saying it. Originated from Chad Ochocinco on HBO's Hard Knocks.

-Chad, why didn't you run that route correctly?
-Man, Child Please!

by WhoDey148 August 19, 2009