weedless prop

A.k.a. "weed-free prop". Refers to any fake or "just for show" object (i.e., "Hugs not drugs" t-shirt, "Just say no" bumper sticker, etc.) that one prominently displays in an attempt to fool others into believing that he or she "shuns the Mary Jane" ("weed"), when in reality the person enjoys a good joint or bowl just as much as the rest of 'em do, and so the flashy personal-virtue-proclaiming object is merely a "prop", and is therefore just about as legitimate (NOT!) as the identically-named and moderately-pricey boating-accessory's often-grossly-exaggerated claim to consistently shrug off tangles with aquatic vegetation --- generally speaking, those much-hyped devices still get all gloobered up with milfoil and lily-tendrils just about as much/often as the standard "screws" do, and so the item's purchaser gets "screwed", as well!

Ever since pot use has become more widespread --- and even legal --- in many areas, the sales of weedless prop items has skyrocketed... what a sham!

by QuacksO August 12, 2017

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Virtual Prop comedy

A sort of pun, and or a facet of sarcasm.

Whatever floats your boat? *insert detailed diagram explaining exactly how boats float* is an example of Virtual Prop Comedy}

by candlenights August 5, 2018

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Prop

Wanking yourself off in a crowd.

I propped yesterday on the concert.

by YourNightmare666 August 29, 2019

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tinder prop

An item you add to a photo of yourself in your tinder profile to make you seem more interesting.

Dude, Kelsey banged me cause she said she loves musicians. Using a guitar as a tinder prop really worked.

by PieterVermeulen September 22, 2017

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prop a leg

Used when referring to a relationship, to describe a lack of any commitment to the relationship. It is meant to conjure an image of one using one's partner as mostly something to prop a leg up on in bed.

"Dude! You and Sandy getting serious? When's the wedding?"
"Nah, it ain't like that. Just needed to prop a leg."

by drumb and drumber October 25, 2017

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