proper joke

a joke that isn't rude, obscene, vulgar, or derogatory, but is still a joke because it is funny and makes you laugh

She knew how to tell a proper joke, and everyone laughed in the auditorium.

by Susie creamcheese January 30, 2018

Proper Hardcore

When something is so awesome, or old-school hardcore, it is Proper Hardcore. Proper Hardcore is also a britishism that cannot be said without a British accent.

Guy: That box of Cheerios was on sale, so I bought two instead of one!
Dude: Proper Hardcore!

by ThePurpleMage March 30, 2009

proper hammering

1. Something you say when your favorite team madness to beat a better team once in a while.
2. What happens to dumbasses from Sri Lanka when they put up nonsensical stats on Twitter.

"Hey, did you see how Sri Lanka gave a proper hammering to India in that ODI the other day?"
"Dude, that was one match. They lost the rest of the series 6-1."

by Not Daniel Alexander September 15, 2020

Proper bo

A quote Sergio ripped off t14.

T14 Person: Propa Bo! :D
Sergio: o_O
Sergio: YEAH! PROPA!!

by Skittletonius December 30, 2003

Proper Stuff

Nonsense or Bull-Shit: used when one desires to be Shakespeary. Abbreviated PS (like BS).

1) Mabeth: Ay and a bold one, that dare look on that which might appall the devil.

Lady Macbeth: Oh, Proper Stuff!

2) Guy 1: Bro, I totally got with Margeret.

Guy 2: Oh, Proper Stuff! Shes too classy a lady.

by DJ B-ROSEPH November 9, 2011

Proper English

The variant of English spoken in the United Kingdom (where English is from).

David: Do you speak Proper English, mate?

by jss-urban January 22, 2021

Proper Chels

A common term used amongst half witted football fans who happen to support that joke of a football club known as Chelsea F.C

Pronunciation: Propah Chelsse!

E.g Rory Bartholomew Jennings: Frank Lampard is the greatest man ever. He's a Chelsea man: proper Chels!

by g3org3.m June 14, 2023