poobar

energy bars (i.e. powerbars, et al) which have the appearance of a turd.

'That poobar sure looks mighty delicious!'

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

Polkaroo

To leave, usually quickly and to avoid being seen.
Synonyms: ghost, Swayze, dip, Audi 5000 etc.

Based on television character Polkaroo who would disappear before the second host of the polka dot door could see him.

"Is that your ex walking towards us?"
"Polkaroo ."
or
"Where's Uncle Jesse? He owes me money."
"sorry guy, he's Polkaroo ."

by Mr C.. February 29, 2008

Pokaroo

Planning to have sex with, or having had sex with a person of either gender (despite the phallic imagery) from Australia.
i.e. to "poke" a "roo", "roo" being used as a short form for "kangaroo" and a slang for someone from Australia
Usually used in clubs, or nights out in public areas or tourist spots where one might find a large number of Australians.

"I'm going to Pokaroo"
"Are you going to pokaroo tonight?"
or looser uses of the term such as:
"I'm going to poke that roo", or "I poked that roo"

by CandidKage April 6, 2008

Poka dot waffle

A moldy vagina worst than a blue waffle

The woman was so old she hada poka dot waffle.

by cj1x35 June 7, 2010

poobags

A name for a person that is rubbish at everything. Or an expression used to describe something that is not very good.

Hi Poobags how you doing?

That's poobags.

Poobags

by Nic Walker August 23, 2005

Polkadots

A sex goddess who is nice on the inside and nice on the outside! Perfect curves and body, will never treat u bad. Every man's dream.

Man I wish I had Polkadots.

Wow! That girl is really Polkadots!

by socialinsect May 12, 2011

Poobah

A scary leader of a cult or other diabolical gathering spawned to comprimise the national security of the Untied States of America

"All hail grand Poobah! Cross the pit of coals so you may join the black serpents of doom!"
-Cult members

by Kurt April 20, 2004