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You have been visited by the pootergeist.
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An ass that is even flatter, and even more embarrassing than a poohbutt. The absolute worst type of butt to have, or to look at. It practically tilts inward.
Man A: “Look at that poohbutt!” Man B: “No, dude, that’s a pooterbutt right there.”
“Omg, Becky, would you call my complete lack of having any ass a ‘poohbutt’? Or is it a ‘pooterbutt’?”
“Omg, Becky, would you call my complete lack of having any ass a ‘poohbutt’? Or is it a ‘pooterbutt’?”
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by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020
Get the Porter Knob mug.A shadowy figure who is said to break into homes in order to use someone's computer. Once access to the computer is gained, the Phantom poster spins a web of melodramatic lies, while the poor victim stands helplessly by, wringing her hands and calling her lawyer. see McNads The Phantom Poster may be an urban legend.
Oh no, the Phantom Poster has struck again, now everyone thinks I am a Hollywood star who had Elvis's love child, after being kidnapped and raped by aliens, while my husband was killed during a terrorist attack on the President, and don't forget, vote for Fantasia!
by Bess Armstrong June 21, 2004
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Due to my busy schedule and the unending requests and expectations from my fans, I was forced to hire a personal ghost poster to maintain my public image.
by mvchavis June 24, 2009
Get the Ghost Poster mug.USS Porter DDG-78 is a rustbucket shithole of a US Navy vessel that is currently homeported in Norfolk, Va. Is known for having a corrupt chain of command, rampant fraternization, more broken equipment than working equipment, and an extremely low level of morale. If you ever see this ship, feel sorry for those who are stationed there, and thank God that you are not.
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