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penn state football player initiation

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
by himminy hoohah March 23, 2009
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We Own Penn State

A chant that University of Michigan fans use to mock Penn State fans while playing against Penn State at football.
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ,oh oh,oh oh We Own Penn State!
by Old main June 22, 2025
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Penn State Nap

To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.
A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.
by xyzzMY August 7, 2022
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Kalli penne

by chavo3165 February 3, 2022
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Charlie Penn

Guy 1: Hey, you actually added Charlie Penn on snapchat? You know he's such a pussy, right?
Guy 2: Hell, no. The guy's a fucking gigachad.
by JUANDALEPRINGLE68421 May 27, 2022
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Penn State

An ice cream store where you go to fail calc one with 250 new friends
"I went to Penn State last weekend!"
"Oh neat--which flavor did you get?"
by boromir8 November 16, 2020
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Freya penn

She is a lovely girl and will do anything to help her friends she loves saying tehe and joking about her best friends are iynia alisia Matilda and Mia
Im Freya penn and I say say tehe
by Dunkin~com September 30, 2020
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