Disappearing Panda

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

by Special Ed February 2, 2005

pandacity

The state or quality of viewing things in a pandacious manner, that is, seeing things as being black and white like the colors of a panda.

With utter pandacity he decided she was entirely against him because she wouldn't agree with all of his views.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

Panda Data

A collection of Porn, generally stored on a PC or optical medium such as CD/DVD.

Businessman: "Hey, I've got a lonely business trip coming up...have you got anything that might keep me entertained?"
Office Youth: "Hell yeah! I've got some panda data that will make you bust a nut!"

by Dan_monkey August 14, 2006

panda regret

The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.

Guy: let's get panda!

Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?

Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.

by Panda popper December 6, 2013

Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted

"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."

by JurdBrown January 20, 2015

Panda Pox

a disease you can get from a panda that plays soccer and runs like a chicken, originates in oregon and does have a medicine but doesn’t work on canadians

Did you see that kid got panda pox?

by howta28 December 3, 2018

panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022