Oliver

A collaquaism for a cunt in a fiesta

That person is such an Oliver

by Naughty_nigel January 9, 2021

The Kieth Olberman Shuffle

When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.

Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK March 8, 2011

John Oliver

An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.

Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!

by Azmera June 28, 2010

olbergasm

The feeling of overwhelming bliss that a confirmed olbertard receives from listening to a prolonged rant by the astonishing Keith Olbermann of MSNBC Countdown.

A wonderful emotional reward for being a thoughtless, emotion-driven, left-wing stooge. A latter-day version of the Gorbasm of the late cold-war years.

Jocasta had full-blown olbergasm when she heard Keith Olbermann call the President a traitor last night.

by Meijin October 23, 2007

oliver

someone who tends to ignore you or delay everything

guy 1: maybe later
guy 2: stop being such an oliver

by startththati September 30, 2020

John Oliver

One of the only news anchors on TV rn who seems to know what he’s talking about

Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?

Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking

by Dude16262727 April 7, 2020

Oliver

He's like a coconut, acts all hard on the outside and when you find his inner self it's beautiful. He never has his own chewing gum, which doesn't bother me because he pays for every mode of transport possible in order to see each other. He's very random and a bit strange at time, which makes days with him so much more fun as I don't have a clue what he's going to say next. He sometimes needs a kick up his backside because he can be lazy at times. But he wouldn't be Oliver if he wasn't... A Genuine, caring, amazing person who deserves happiness in life. Amen

Just find an oliver and you'll see

by Cringyasfuck October 22, 2013