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Octopussy

noun. A boy who cannot chose only one girl and has an arm around every girl in the club/bar. Tentacles for days to reach that pussy.

Can also be used as a verb (octopussying)
Yo, check out Reece. He is such an octopussy tonight! He's got like 8 girls...
by bronx babe October 14, 2017
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octopussarian

An octopussarian is an elderly male in his eighties who constantly keeps thinking of sex. If capable a man with this condition would desire to have physical sex as well. It is sometimes referred to as octopussarianism.
My grandad has been warned several times in the nursing home to stop pestering some of the elderly ladies for sex. it would appear that he's turned into an octopussarian.
by pipesucker May 23, 2018
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Octopuswai

When your pussy suddenly sprouts tentacles and starts to dine on the neighborhood alley cats
DOCTOR-oh my god what is wrong with your vagina!!!??
RESPONSE- Oh i ate some rancid fish and ranch dressing and i think it gave me a bad case of octopuswai
by Dildo SAM July 21, 2009
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Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 24, 2010
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octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.
srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)
by katileka March 17, 2011
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octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.
Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible
by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014
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Octopus Trebuchet

Anything that is wildly impractical or ridiculous, but alot of fun.
"Hey, we're going to go try playing paintball while skateboarding, wanna come?"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"
by Avila A. July 20, 2016
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