no offence

1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.

2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.

Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.

A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"

by tiggly April 8, 2005

Offord

An out of touch male who is disconnected enough from the world to drive an old Ford. Believed to be a shortening of the descriptive sentence "Old Fucking Ford Driver".

The term is atypical of people of ginger descent, but can be applied to people not born into Red Power.

Whilst this person can be easily described as a "Douche Bag", it requires far too much energy for someone so far down the food chain.

Look at that retard driving down the road in that clapped out Fiesta. He's even playing Final Countdown loudly on the tape deck.............what a fucking Offord.

by Monday-StayedIndoors July 31, 2009

no offence

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

banana offee

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.

Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.

by frootfoocker August 23, 2011

Repeat Offender

The act of having anal sex with a female two or more times in a night.

Tashera came over last night and I gave her the Repeat Offender!

by two feet of cock March 17, 2009

offerpal

A pal or buddy that makes you an offer for something and it seems good, but they are actually just ripping you off.

My Offerpal just ripped me off!

by superbaddude October 1, 2009

offensives

Someone on the internet whose goal in life is to offend everyone and start fights

The offensives ruin the Internet, they're just a bunch of jerks

by NotNickS August 13, 2015