Nooka Horse

An exclamation of unfairness. Similar to "Bull Shit".

Man, that was nooka horse!

by Luke Barbour July 11, 2006

nooked

Act of being fucked.
Derived from the slang word nookie in the 1920's
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Dude 1; did u know there's a math test tomorrow?
Dude 2: oh shit! There is? Damn.im nooked.
Cja:)

by thesupafreshness January 13, 2011

nooka

your best friend or sometimes referred to as "babygirl"
someone you are closer than anyone to

Girl 1: Hun, you're my bestie
Girl 2: No one says that anymore. It's lame.
Girl 1: oh..
Girl 2: But that's why I love you nooka

by mackayay June 14, 2008

Nookocoon

This is the act of laying on someones chest (nook), nuzzles between with their arm wrapped around alll while being wrapped in blankets (cocoon).

Hey Sam, wanna cudds later?
Nah Tannah, I want to nookocoon.

by BostonVSIllinois December 21, 2015

NookBear

A Person That Deserves A slap

Nookbear Salad

by gg boi September 7, 2017

Nookery

Nookery is a portmanteau of 'Nook' and 'crookery' popularised by the famously fraudulent character Tom Nook from the Animal Crossing game series. He forces you to continue upgrading your home drastically increasing the price each time. Then you have to work for him and do jobs - UNPAID! Thus, Nook the Crook created his own business strategy of Nookery... Watch out for the racoons.

Darn it, you and your Nookery, you should go to a deserted island and make people pay extortionate amounts for pears!

by Nookster May 19, 2020

wookie nookie

Noun

1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.

2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.

"I told her to get a bikini wax because I wasn't into wookie nookie."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013