A person who has recieved a video game for Christmas, despite the fact that thousands of others already had the game. When they play they get their ass shat on. One can always tell a Christmas noob because 2 - 5 days after christmas, they're level of skill/rank is much lower than others'.
Wow, that kid just got raped, he must be a christmas noob.
How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
by Strummer52 January 7, 2010
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Sports Noob: Uhh ya...Pujols was on fire.
Sports Snob: Wow. baseball season is over. I was talking about the football game you sports noob!
Sports Noob: Uhh ya...Pujols was on fire.
Sports Snob: Wow. baseball season is over. I was talking about the football game you sports noob!
by alex_bruin November 8, 2009
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Any grenade launcher, be it an M203 or a GP-30, used on a video game. Specifically online on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare or Modern Warfare 2. It requires almost little or no skill to effectively get kills with it. Just aim in a general direction of wherever you think the enemy might be, and it'll get the job done without giving your enemy time to avoid it or retaliate.
Surprisingly, despite its name, it's not primarily used by noobs, or newcomers to the game. It's actually used more by assholes that are well into the game already but only use it to piss off their opposing team. And unfortunately, they usually do succeed in pissing off their enemy which could (and normally does) result in the enemy team changing their class to a noob tubing class while saying something like "Oh you wanna noob tube bitch? I can do it too", and that results in an entire game session being nothing but noob tubes and/or RPG's, depending on who's in the game.
Highly disliked by the majority of the gaming community. Avoid noob tubing at all costs to ensure that you don't start a tubing chain-reaction.
Surprisingly, despite its name, it's not primarily used by noobs, or newcomers to the game. It's actually used more by assholes that are well into the game already but only use it to piss off their opposing team. And unfortunately, they usually do succeed in pissing off their enemy which could (and normally does) result in the enemy team changing their class to a noob tubing class while saying something like "Oh you wanna noob tube bitch? I can do it too", and that results in an entire game session being nothing but noob tubes and/or RPG's, depending on who's in the game.
Highly disliked by the majority of the gaming community. Avoid noob tubing at all costs to ensure that you don't start a tubing chain-reaction.
Teammate 1- DUDE!! This guy is using his fucking noob tube again!
Teammate 2- I swear to god. If i get tubed one more time i'm gonna bust a nut.
T1- Alright fuck this game....
T2- Come on. Don't rage quit.
T1- *disconnects*
T2- Son of a bitch *facepalm*
Teammate 2- I swear to god. If i get tubed one more time i'm gonna bust a nut.
T1- Alright fuck this game....
T2- Come on. Don't rage quit.
T1- *disconnects*
T2- Son of a bitch *facepalm*
by StopTheTubing!!! May 4, 2010
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Get the Noob rage mug.Generally found on the internet or any gaming society of any sort. There is an uprising of noobs on Modern Warfare 2. To avoide these people on MW2:
1: Do not go into game chat, but if you do, mute everyone except your friends
2:Do not talk to anyone because this can lead to a noob randomly jumping into your conversation and insultin you, your mother, your pets, anything anf everything.
There are also characteristics of noobs:
1: They are complete douchebags to everyone.
2: They lack skill at a game and scream at you if you kill them
3: They often call other people noobs and refuse to listen to any form of Authority.
Now that you know how to identify a noob, you can have a better gaming experience.
1: Do not go into game chat, but if you do, mute everyone except your friends
2:Do not talk to anyone because this can lead to a noob randomly jumping into your conversation and insultin you, your mother, your pets, anything anf everything.
There are also characteristics of noobs:
1: They are complete douchebags to everyone.
2: They lack skill at a game and scream at you if you kill them
3: They often call other people noobs and refuse to listen to any form of Authority.
Now that you know how to identify a noob, you can have a better gaming experience.
(gets shot by sniper)
Noob: OMG HAXORMZ! I WAZ HIDIN HAXORMZ!
Normal Person: shut the fuck up dude.
Noob: NO U! GO FCK URSELF IN A C0RNER YOU HAXORZ!
Noob: OMG HAXORMZ! I WAZ HIDIN HAXORMZ!
Normal Person: shut the fuck up dude.
Noob: NO U! GO FCK URSELF IN A C0RNER YOU HAXORZ!
by Masterpat505 April 28, 2010
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OpFor: The marines are a bunch of hacking noobs
Marines: STFU NOOB!
OpFor: The marines are a bunch of hacking noobs
Marines: STFU NOOB!
by VMP94 May 24, 2010
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