A pathetic, retarded five-year-old faggot that can't stop saying "Laudick," which is apparently the name of a family that he is homosexually obssessed with to the point of stalking them with both hands down his pants and making creepy phone calls where he does nothing but breathe heavily. Also, he knows ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING about religion, but like all egotistical, delusional and inbred infants, he thinks (assuming he is actually capable of thinking, which doesn't seem likely) he knows everything about a subject of which he couldn't know less about.
evil nemo: Laudick! Laudick Laudick Laudcik LAUDICK! LAUDICK!
Random Person: What teh hell is wrong with you?
evil nemo: ALL RELIGION ARE EVIL BECAUASE I SAID SO AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME! LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK!
Random person: Fucktard....
Random Person: What teh hell is wrong with you?
evil nemo: ALL RELIGION ARE EVIL BECAUASE I SAID SO AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME! LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK!
Random person: Fucktard....
by Shadow of the Void February 16, 2008
Get the evil nemo mug.a shady guy who bails on his friends for a girl who cheats on him ALL the time. sometime he even knows about it but doesn't do anything.
mach: did neehole show up to the bbq?
brian: he stopped by for 1 min before he had to go back to his skank girlfriend.
eric: oh what the hell i totally forgot neehole even existed...nobody has seen him in dayssss.
brian: he stopped by for 1 min before he had to go back to his skank girlfriend.
eric: oh what the hell i totally forgot neehole even existed...nobody has seen him in dayssss.
by Neeles September 30, 2007
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*nude + emo = nemo
*nude + emo = nemo
by Turbo Ricky April 21, 2009
Get the Nemos mug.One who loves woodland areas and groves. Specifically related to Nemophilia as a type of flower preferring said environments.
All these fucking disaffected, nemophile hipsters with their antler shirts and their aspen tree wallpapers and their pseudo-outdoorsman shit are starting to piss me the fuck off.
by Dylan McDermott July 22, 2014
Get the Nemophile mug.The word used for someone who claims they have never masterbated. This is usually a term regarding females. Unless you are too young to understand what it is everybody does it and anyone who sais this is a liar!!! Hell I'm Masterbating right now, thats how honest us blokes are!
Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!
Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!
Andrew, luke and simon: Hey Clare how many times do you masterbate a week?
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.
Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.
Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.
Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.
Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!
by one of the evil ones... April 13, 2008
Get the NEMO mug.Being lazy all day - except if there's some kind of event, then a Neema is full of energy. Sometimes too much.
"Look at that guy sleeping. - Looks like someone who never could party like us!"
"Yeah he could - he's a total Neema"
"Yeah he could - he's a total Neema"
by grindyomind October 20, 2009
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In other words, A tool.
In other words, A tool.
"Ahhhhhh, Look at Needom over there tryin' to spit game."
"HA! He's not getting anywhere with it,"
"I know it's just funny to watch"
"HA! He's not getting anywhere with it,"
"I know it's just funny to watch"
by Wonderfull person January 1, 2010
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