hairy nelson

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.

I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.

by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013

Steamy Nelson

While giving someone a full Nelson you simultaneously shove their face in shit and fuck them from behind

Man guess what?
What?
I just gave Susan a steamy Nelson

by Mewrinkledink November 21, 2016

Cooper Neal

A bloke who is so jacked up on meth that he doesn’t know reality anymore

Hey Jim wanna do some meth
Nah I don’t wanna be cooper nealed

by Can you neck yourself December 17, 2018

keelan nelson

a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.

omg that guy is such a keelan nelson

by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021

ryan o'neal

Ryan O'Neal is a Hollywood famous actor. With his rugged good looks and boyish charm he's more famous for marrying 70s sex symbol icon Farrah Fawcett and being the father of oscar winning actress Tatum O'Neal.
He's a native of Massachusetts US. Before he became an actor he was a trained professional boxer.

Ryan O'Neal was a Hollywood hunk of the 70s.

by O'Loughlin September 25, 2014

Neal Peart

GOD!

the most influencial and amazing drummer ever.

drummer of progressive rock band Rush

Person A: "OMG i saw Rush live last night!"
Person B: "Realy!? It must have been awesome!"
Person A: "Ya Neal Peart is really is the most kick ass drummer on the world!"

by myself..........that is all... November 23, 2010

Nelsy

A girl that will kill you for anything that's you do wrong :,)

Wow she's such a nelsy

Ikr

by Jasondatboi🙂 April 17, 2017