nooshie

Something that looks the business but really does fuck all.

"Sarah, said that her new phone is great but it doesn't really do as much as she expected."

"That not surprising, that phone is just a nooshie."

by TempyIncursion August 27, 2011

knuckle novocaine

massage

After doing the dishes, Sally said she could really use a shot of knuckle novocaine.

by Dil Mirch December 2, 2010

Hair-noose surprise

When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".

Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.

Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!

by Badman2000 December 22, 2015

Noosh

Noosh- can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, basically anything
A Noosh is anything you want it to be.

A noosh can be used instead of any word.

“Suck my noosh” said Hannah.

“Hey, my nooshes” said LuLu, to her friends.

“My mom is such a noosh” said Di.

by Penclaire July 14, 2018

Noosh

the best people in the whole wide world. there are only two of these people. they are madly in love. hi bubba! xxxx

i love my noosh.

by getchaheadinthegame March 30, 2009

nomosexual

noun: a male (usually a bachelor in late-middle age) unlikely ever to engage in unpaid-for sexual intercourse again.

Mr. Huffins the irritable finicky English teacher who cooks complicated meals for himself is a well-known Nomosexual.

by Songg Righta March 15, 2004

Noose

Noose; cigarette, tab, bine. Noose coming from the hangmans noose used to hang people till they are dead. A slow death

"Knock me a noose will you" Lend me a cigarette

by Paul forster August 1, 2008