penny nipples

When a guy has such man boobs, His nipples go 'inverted' and it's like little penny slot's like at the arcade where his nipples should be.

Dude, you see that fat shit over there in the swimming pool? He has man boobs!
dude, he has penny nipples

by Grant-Dimadom March 23, 2006

Masucci Nipples

The biggest nipples known to man

i like to lick them masucci nipples

by brian masucci November 6, 2010

Canadian Bacon Nipples

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

by Karissa December 17, 2004

amish nipples

nipples with large areolas

Those nipples are so large, they're practically amish nipples!

by ArtSignKillsMe October 26, 2006

kick my nipples

The common mis-typed version of 'lick my nipples'. This normally occurs when texting someone while under the influence of alcohol (predictive text).

"I want him to lick my nipples!"
"Lets text him." 'kick my nipples..'
"oops"

by SmoothyBoothy June 30, 2008

Shiz nipples

When you are frustrated or disappointed, you yell this.

"shiz nipples, we had homework!?"

by Clontarf January 20, 2012

vanilla nipples

A female with extremely pale breasts.

Zant doesn't mess with girls with vanilla nipples often because he likes Asians...but he wouldn't turn down vanilla nipples either.

by Swaggerjacker90 July 19, 2014