Boaster named Bean

A small child who often boasts about his physical and mental prowess.

Mom was mad because Manny was acting like a Boaster named Bean.

by GuphrameDingnastyBean June 25, 2022

Kid named

Premise used to refer to those kids that have a name that can be used in a pun, there's always that one kid with that weird name that is just straight up a thing. There are no limits to naming a kid in this situation though, unlike in real life.

"Now class, we are going to do origami today!"
Kid named origami:

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

My Toast Father named Toast

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

by Libsu April 19, 2018

National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

Kick a boy named Ayden or Avery

september 15

avery or ayden: why would you kick me

me: because its Kick a boy named Ayden or Avery

by neia_purr September 15, 2021

my pet named Steve

i love my pet named Steve

all hail My pet named Steve

by all hail steve April 11, 2022

I hate it when a llama named Carl

A top result when you type in the Google search bar "I hate it when" - this particular phrase is a reference to the Filmcow series Llamas with Hats; specifically episode 1 where we see a handless corpse of a man leaning up against a wall. Paul inquires to his friend Carl what happened, after which Carl confesses to stabbing the man 37 times and eating his hands because he had "the rumblies". This google result alludes to being from the perspective of the stabbed man.

I hate it when a llama named Carl stabbed me in the chest 37 times and eats my hands.

by donutreplyplz July 1, 2022