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There are two sections. Mystic (the real mystic) is on the waterfront and all the tiny shacks (that are expensive cuz they're on the water) there are being torn down to build these giant 5-story mansions on pilings (piers).
The second area is Upland Mystic (the poser mystic). The people there think they are cool when they aren't at all (poor people are NOT cool). The crime there is SO high that whenever you see the police log in the newspaper, all the police calls are about people getting arrested in Upland Mystic. There's alot of shooting, stabbing, and drug dealing. The houses are run down, they have no grass, and the cars are all on cinderblocks. If one of those houses were to be torn down, all the property values in the whole state would skyrocket.
There are two sections. Mystic (the real mystic) is on the waterfront and all the tiny shacks (that are expensive cuz they're on the water) there are being torn down to build these giant 5-story mansions on pilings (piers).
The second area is Upland Mystic (the poser mystic). The people there think they are cool when they aren't at all (poor people are NOT cool). The crime there is SO high that whenever you see the police log in the newspaper, all the police calls are about people getting arrested in Upland Mystic. There's alot of shooting, stabbing, and drug dealing. The houses are run down, they have no grass, and the cars are all on cinderblocks. If one of those houses were to be torn down, all the property values in the whole state would skyrocket.
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