Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
Get the Virtual mutual masterbationmug. A term from the Cold War: Because the Soviet Union and the US could destroy each other peace was maintained by theis "mutually assured destruction."
by Robert Allen August 29, 2003
Get the mutually assured destructionmug. Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"
by ShittyWriter69 August 6, 2021
Get the Mors Mutual Insurancemug. by MoFo November 23, 2003
Get the mutually assured destructionmug. by kymcleod October 12, 2003
Get the mutually assured destructionmug. The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.
They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.
Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.
They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.
Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.
Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.
by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018
Get the mutually assured friend zonemug. an up and coming metal band from Mchenry/island lake illinois, i highly suggest that u check them out
by TheCockOfJesus August 17, 2009
Get the Mutual Suicide Watchmug.