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Meth mutt

Someone who is hell bent on getting high that they would do anything to get a fix. To the point of robbing friends and family and blaming them for thier treacherous habit
Brooke the meth mutt robbed me for everything leaving me with nothing and took it out on me
by Setzós March 26, 2017
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gargle mutt

A WOMAN WHO WILL USE SEMEN AS A TOOTH WHITENER
DAMN, BITCH IS A GARGLE MUTT YO!!
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 16, 2017
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slut from the same mutt

two sisters of questionable morals who share a birth mother. This birth mother also shares the quality of questionable morals.
speaker 1:

Did you see how she and her sister were at the party last weekend?

speaker 2: what did you expect? that girl is a slut from the same mutt!
by missymissile August 25, 2010
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Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012
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C Sectioned A Mattress

A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.

The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.

The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).

The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress”

Person 2: “The fuck?”

Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
by FAT KHUNT September 29, 2022
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Nutter Mutter

When a male bastes his penis and/or testicles with creamy peanut butter and invites a canine companion to partake in consensual consumption of said peanut butter.
I took the guy who sat alone with his lap dog a jar of peanut butter so he could enjoy a nutter mutter.
by drumdude20 June 27, 2014
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Jew York Mutt

An extremely sexually promiscuous female from New York of mixed race decent. Generally these girls will rape you of your money, time, and soul only to cheat on you.
Johnny McWarguy: So that girl I was dating... she told me she has this new boyfriend...
Max: Dude, what the fuck? That Puerto Rican, Korean, Polish, Jewish girl from New York? What a fucking bitch.
Johnny McWarguy: I know... can't say it wasn't coming... Goddamned Jew York Mutt.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008
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