Munted

To do something badly or incomplete.
Too do something extremely bad.
To break something not yours

Wow that guy Munted my bong when he dropped it

by Meswein February 5, 2020

Mutterance

Something muttered.

Knocking over my king, in that chess game, had the implied mutterance of “Fuck.”

by Fudd December 18, 2020

Mutterance

Something muttered.

Knocking over my king, in a game of chess, has the implied mutterance of “Fuck!”

by Fudd December 18, 2020

Mutter Ducker

Someone who when asked a question they don't like. Mutter a random string of words and keep ducking the questions.

Ted Cruz addressed the Senate floor, "You Mutter Duckers are flaming Brimstone Creatures. Always dodging any real issues, as Greta Thumberg said, 'How Dare You!"

by LIB7ARD January 24, 2021

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

Munted

Too fucked up to function.

Stuttering, blubbering mess.
Unable to get it up

I looked at him for his lmput...
But he was too munted to talk

by Nkrypted June 5, 2021

Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise

I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021