spider my munkey

Form of foreplay where one person wants the other person to climb them like a tree.

I want you to spider my munkey

by samarara February 23, 2022

monked

To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK

fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop November 3, 2007

Munkey

A little jew who needs pubs and sucks at socom

Glitch Munkey: Rskillz can you share some pubs?
Rskillz: Get your own.

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

crunkey munkey

a munkey which is crunkey, if you are to come across a munkey that is crunkey approach with caution, and prepare to get funkey. better back up yo trunkey coz that munkey love humpey

man dat crunkey munkey got ass

by ballsman69 July 24, 2011

Get Monked

To get destroyed or somehow embarrassed. To cause long term damage to oneself using something to do with a monk or their way of life.

Jack: "Jamie I just beat you by 59 kills, GET MONKED!"

Jamie: "Going to the monastery right now."

by Tunnus June 27, 2016

murked

to kill, destroy or consume in a fast manner.

He was so hungry, he murked the whole pizza.

by Drew DH March 21, 2007

Murked

To be at a disadvantage in any concourse of competition that pertains to self preservation and come out victorious by either killing or eluding. A derivative of the term merc which doesn't necessarily focus on status classification but instead identifies the primitive emotions and personality of survival that one must undertake to win.

3 on 1 and you still lost? You all got fuckin murked.

by roushie October 24, 2008