Trunkey

A Penis; that is...male genitalia.

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunkey in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs. - Cecil

by Ken Bob August 01, 2005

trunkeyes

When you are so physically tired that you have bags which are bigger than suitcases under your eyes.

I am that knackered that I've got trunkeyes!

by Macatron February 03, 2018