Trunkey

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunkey in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs. - Cecil
by Ken Bob July 08, 2005
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trunkeyes

When you are so physically tired that you have bags which are bigger than suitcases under your eyes.
I am that knackered that I've got trunkeyes!
by Macatron February 03, 2018
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