Memphis

One of the coolest cities in the South. Gets a bad rep for crime, gangs, and drugs. Has a lot of history but not a lot of money to maintain it. Memphis has great food and an awesome music scene. Memphis is pretty liberal in that it's very accepting of people from all walks of life, unlike many cities in the South. come to Memphis to see where MLK got shot and the things he did to help Memphians and Elvis' home

also home to the best NBA team, GO GRIZZ

"I just got back from Memphis!"
"What did you do??"
"Ate some delicious bbq, saw some great bands, and watched a shooting"
"cool"

by GritnGrind September 2, 2013

Memphis, TN

Memphis is a ghetto, 93% black part of Tennessee, that has the highest crime rate in the nation. More homocides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum, but it is recommended you bring mace, because you are likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, because all three operate their southern gang heaquarters in Memphis.

Memphis is a shithole.

by Steven March 9, 2005

mumphing

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it

That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

Memphis, Tn

1) Home of the Blues
2) Birth place of Rock & Roll
3) Largest city in Tennessee
4) Southeastern most city in Tennessee
5) Most dangerous city in Tennessee
6) Most racially diverse city in Tennesse
7) Home to Fed Ex
8) Home to the Grizz
9) Home to the Red Birds
10) Home to the Tigers
11) Home to St. Jude
12) Home to Dyer's
13) Home to one of the nation's best zoos
14) a civil rights epicenter
15) the jewel of the south

I am proud to be a citizen of Memphis, Tn.

by Cave'n December 26, 2012

murph durph

a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph

a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!

by proffessor hyphun November 14, 2007

Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

by kunit7 March 19, 2011

Memphis Mop Head

While strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous cum stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.

Tony: "What happened last night? Pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in There's Something About Mary."

Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."

by Arthur Drood February 6, 2013